At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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