you guys were way drunker than both of me
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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