That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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