dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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