There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its not stalking. its research.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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