bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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