she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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