Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
