Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i just google imaged poop.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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