She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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