i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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