bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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