were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
