i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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