i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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