I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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