I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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