told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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