He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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