You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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