I'll bet she douches with gravy.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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