The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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