Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You work out of a Hotel?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
