i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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