bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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