the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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