im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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