at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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