Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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