I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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