how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The adults are the big ones right?
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