it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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