he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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