Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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