i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
