I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
time to smoke my breakfast
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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