eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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