why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
there is glitter all over my balls
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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