school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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