All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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