I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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