chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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