do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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