People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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