I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Randomize
