What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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