i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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