i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just gargled with NyQuil
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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