doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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