He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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