yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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