Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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