i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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