this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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