My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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