The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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