That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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