Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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